Day 4

My partner went off to work and I decided to go on a cleaning spree of the entire flat, Mopped the floors and attempted to get the windows open with a kitchen knife... safe to say that failed miserably and I phoned the letting agency again to ask if they would get someone to open them and was told I should just keep trying myself by the dim slow agency worker Mark....




So by the time my partner came home the flat was stinking of bleach and spotless as I totally went on a Kim and aggie style cleaning spree.... once my partner came home we had to return to Asda and get the micro wave that we had been over charged for sorted out, on the way in I noticed that we where being followed by the security guard so I turned and growled at him then made a complaint to a member of staff then following that we finally got the money refunded and done more shopping....spending the amount wed been over charged for on a pile of junk food.



We then returned home to yet another line up of local entertainment.... In the street this time ..... "wolf whistle"

"haaaaw you.... aye you ya rocket" ..... from other side of road .... "bolt ya rocket" ....."A winched yer sister senga so ah did ya dobber" ...... "yer gettin chibbed ya c**t" moaan then ye bender" and so on for about half an hour then a girl comes into it "JP ... JP!!!" ah love youuuuu!!" ... god it was a great wee floor show.

Later on we heard loud sirens wailing, We looked out the window to see about 15 to 20 Police cars, vans, motorbikes, bicycles and 1 helicopter chasing 2 neds and pinning them to the ground, whilst woman stood in the closes with their children in buggies watching and people hanging out of windows all over the place just watching what was happening.... I’d never seen so much police in my life and thought about how great a place this was we had moved to .... Welcome to our new life in Glasgow.