Day 23

I didn’t feel too great think Im getting a cold so I managed to sleep in for the first time until 11am, I then woke up to the sound of a man shouting ... “Michelle...... chelle!” then whistling..... “she’s it the bus stope!!” to then see Michelle wearing a bright blue jogging suit hair tied back in a scrunchie so far back that you could see it stretched the skin on her fore head.. she was wearing as small back pack with a shell suit jacket and a fag hanging out of her mouth...... She went over to the bus stop where an equally well dressed girl was sitting and started waiving her hands in the girls face, I could hear shouting but couldn’t understand what had been said.... she then stormed across the street to her block....







I made my lunch and sat down at the table in the bay window and could see directly into the flat as it was just below me to see a group of junkies including Michelle rolling joints up.. I then wondered where baby Paris was ... maybe Tony has her... So that was classy eating lunch with a view of junkie’s lol.

Later on I had done all my washing and was hanging it up in the spare room to dry... I then heard music blaring outside I looked down to see a fat older Ned with car, he got out of the car left the music blaring and him and his neddy mates sat and had lunch on the benches... So selfish! One of the old men who always sits on the benches approached him and it looked like the guy didn’t care but the old man didn’t leave him alone and then eventually they left....

Later I decided to take the rubbish to the recycling centre then after that decided to go to the bank and go to Asda for the shopping on the list I had picked up from the house... Half way to Asda I discovered I had lost the list and couldn’t remember exactly what we needed.... I actually got everything we needed except the diluting juice for my partner. I returned home and had planned on cooking a nice meal to cheer my partner up... I consulted Delia smith’s web page to cook perfect rice.... Do not use her recipe for rice it doesn’t work ... Its meant to be fluffy and mine ended up crunchy. I can also tell you I did follow the recipe exactly but it just doesn’t work... I made the most amazing desert ever though all my idea... Honey ice cream with crushed short bread and Swiss roll layered on top of each other in a glass! Was a good combo even if if do say so myself lol.

My partner said he actually enjoyed the rice but I didn’t lol.... After dinner we decided to order Broad band from BT to be told that we already had internet on our phone line!! When I only just got it installed... I can tell you I was not impressed she also told me I should talk to the previous tenant how am I meant to do that?? So In not a happy person as you can imagine... I swear this flat is cursed at times nothing is ever straight forward.We also had a face book search for the previous tenant and turns out he’s from England and a music student... his profile was not private and we could read everything way back to when he first moved in..No mention of the leak or windows just loads of parties ... explaining the mess of the carpets, We where stalking him like some sort of cyber fatal attraction only without the attraction lol







Out in the street there are now a load of guys with a whistle shouting and blowing the whistle kicking a ball around the street....You will never guess what names being shouted out?? “Michelle” lol. My mate compared me to Carrey Bradshaw from sex in the city ... only instead of sex in the city its Jakes in the city lol...so true!I was even tempted to change the name of the blog but decided I’d keep it the same as more people are interested this way :)





the opposite of sex in the city, the total opposite.....Welcum tae Jakes in the sh*tty..:)