"ur ye goin tae the shoap!" ....
"aye hen um awya tae the poond shoap!" .....
"whit ye dain there hen its sh*te!?"
at this point i looked down and it was 2 middle aged women one wairing pink leppord skin pejjamas with a pair of ugg slippers and a blanket ... The other wearing a baby blu jogging suit with badly dyed hair tied back in a scrunchie......
"I luv the pun shoap hen... ah goat wee Damian aww his school stuff fae theur... saved me a furtune!"
"whit yae daine buying the wayne cheep sh*te fur? .... a heard ye wur minted fae the dole affice?"
"aye hen but a need ma hair dyed again cos a bought some eh it fay the pun shope and look whitt happend.... a hud tae save money sum hoo hen!"
"aye it's true ... ye made a right dugs breakfast eh it!"
"av goat tae go hen ... the bus is coming... you goan tae the pub the night?"
"aye hen all see ye there"
This conversation was all said at full blast shouting ... I was relived when they finally shut up...but that was me awake.
So we got up and had something to eat then headed back to visit my family at the ranch. I was so happy to be back in civilisation away from all the shouting whistling and general scumminess
...One of the cats has had 2 kittens and they are tiny little black things... The other cat has had kittens in amongst the bails of hay and my dads been frantically looking for them ... with no luck...trying to find a kitten in a hay stack lol... not as easy as it sounds... My partner an I had a good look for them as well but no luck on finding them.... After this my mums new web page for her jewellery went live so she’s all happy .... If anyone readings interested at looking at jewellery visit my mums web sight at mycreationz.weebly.com . My mums been busy making all kinds of jewellery and has a real talent for it ... Its good to see her doing something she enjoys.
On the way home we where waiting on the train and had totally forgot it was a Sunday service... We ended up sitting around the station for 50 minutes and by the time we got back to the flat it was 1030 so we where shattered then we had to get organised for work...
After we got ready it was time for bed and all we could here was the sound of the psychotic girl from previous blog’s shouting and screaming for no reason, until finally it went quiet for a little while and then there was people shouting again and the windows started rattling heavily again so it took a while to sleep.
Oh! the weird news is there was no Karaoke!! what’s going on? that’s our Sunday night entertainment ruined lol.....
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