On Monday I was at the bus stop and an old woman came up to the bus stop and said...
"you-waitin-own-di-bus-son?" in what sounded like one word... I told her there’s one due soon and she then pulled out a bottle of iron bru and said...."that-wiz-anely-a-poon so-it-wiz" I said really where did you get it? "coast-cutters its dead-cheep fur the bru so it is" at that point the bus came and I said there’s your bus and she left :)
Work went really fast on Monday and I even got home a bitt earlier than usual...
On the bus on the way back there was a woman and her 2 "waynes" and she was screaming at them "chantelle!...sit yer arse doon or yer-getting-skelpt..!".... The girl looked about 3 years old and was standing up in the chair jumping up and down....and she started giggleing.....the woman then said "um no f'ing joking Chantell! Sit-doon-noo!!" the little girl then lokoked terrified and sat down... then her baby started crying.... "Oh wid ye shut up Tiyler!"...then her phone went and she ignored the baby and then started talking to her mate on the phone....
"hya Jone hen how ur ye!.........
Aye the wee-yins ur away tae there das hoos seturdy night! I um coming oot hen...
Where ye want tae go? ......
The swavy-sav hen.... no!
Its full eh auld people whitt aboot Jumpin Jacks...aye......
hod on hod on....!"
Shouts at the baby "Tiyler shut the f*ck up...Chantell gon play way yer wee brother hen"
"Sorry Jone the Wayne’s ur dane ma heed in hen!"
At this point in shock I turned my IPod up full blast and looked out of the window....
When I got home I made dinner and then looked outside to see the old man who stands in the corner of the street every night being pinned against a wall by 2 other guys and they were shouting in his face .. "Whit the F*ck you saying...eh”.... the old guy didn’t say anything "aye stopped setting wide wi me ya auld c*nt!! Then the left him alone and walked into a close....
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